Dear Boobs,

I can't say I blame you for leaving.  Its not like you got that much attention when you were here (at least not in the recent past).  But, I do miss you guys (err, girls) so you're welcome to come back at any time.  If you do come back, I'd try harder to get you attention, but I can't make any promises (my standards remain high).  And if there was something I could do to not have ALL OF THE WEIGHT I'VE LOST since January come from y'all, I'd do it (within reason of course).

So think about it and let me know.  I'll be here.

Miss you - 

K.M.