Receptionist:  May I help you?
Me:  Yes.  I have one eye that is really red and itchy.  Err.  What I mean to say is that one of my two eyes, is really red and itchy.
Brilliant.  But you kind have to wonder if they would have seen me earlier if I hadn't rephrased my issue.
And Sara, it was a reference to your governor.  Not to me, silly!
 
1 comment:
aaahhhh, yes. I hadn't heard the story yet when I read your last post. I am much less confused now but still equally grossed out.
Is the pink eye back again? You have had some bad luck with health issues lately...take care chica!
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