Random Thoughts

1. If you live in an apartment building and want to have an all out screaming, yelling, cursing fight with your girlfriend/wife/lover and you opt not to use your inside voice, you risk people like me listening intently while we wait for the elevator to take us to the gym. People like me who then scrutinize every couple that lives on that side of the elevator bank and wonder if it was them. I really need to get to know my neighbors better. And I hope it wasn't the newly wed couple, but they do live closest to the elevator bank and anyone else would have to have been yelling really loudly.

2. Sometimes you spend the day in a weather/hormone related crappy mood obsessing about the state of your (non) dating life and how you're destined to spend the rest of your life alone and when you hear the couple down the hall having a screaming, yelling, cursing fight you realize that maybe the state of your (non) dating life is just fine, thank you very much.

3. Sometimes you also stalk an old person of interest on FB and realize that yes he is married but he also has serious man-boobs so again, maybe the state of your (non) dating life is just fine, thank you very much.

4. What exactly goes through your head when you decide to elliptical in just a sports bra?

5. More importantly, what exactly goes through your head when you decide to elliptical in just a flesh colored sports bra (or really do anything in just a flesh colored sports bra - in fact, what goes through your head when you buy a flesh colored sports bra?)?